About the Threesome!

Welcome to House of Dolls!

Why Dolls? Because that is what we are, Dolls—just with more sass and less cotton between the ears! It’s what we call the ladies we love, our kids (future and present) will be playing with them, and really, who doesn't love a doll?

Our house is kind of like Barbie’s, minus the plastic furniture and the weird Stepford vibe. Instead of tea and cookies, we’re serving up the journey to marriage and motherhood with a bit of madness in between. Okay, and maybe some cookies. Actually, probably a lot of cookies—and wine.

With a valium chaser.

Don’t judge us.

Kristen

Kristen is a first time mom-to-be trying to navigate her way through pregnancy, new porn star boobs, and a tendency to pee her pants, all while babysitting her fabulous(ly messy) Husband of 2 years and playing human mom to a princess dog and two cats who thinks their shit doesn't stink (and it does). To understand her unwavering devotion to all things Ryan Reynolds and Miller Lite, visit her other hot spots at KLaw: Inspired & K's Little Law.

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Tiffany

Hi. Hello. I’m Tiffany. Also known as Brown Sugar (BS) and TT. Perhaps the fact that my nicknames are either expletives or cutesy terms for urinating says something about me…I don’t know. I blame my children—those are always good people to blame. I have a daughter, G, who’s almost 3 and absolutely gorgeous. (Yeah, I said it.) My son, LB, isn’t even 1 and somehow understands how to conspire against me with his sister. I have a husband too. We’ve been married nearly 7 years and he’s big and can move furniture without my help. It’s pretty awesome—the furniture part, I mean. Not that the marriage isn’t awesome. The furniture thing has a lot to do with it though.
Crave more nonsense? Don’t fight the feeling—visit me at On the Verge.

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Summer

Meet me. I'm Summer. Yeah, its my real name. My parents were hippies. I also answer to SumSum, Kiddo and Meow. I'm a season. I'm hot, cold, breezy, carefree and I perspire. Scratch that, I sweat...a lot. I'm a wanna be mother, a part-time actress, lover of staches and I sing in the kitchen. Oh, I should mention that I've got a hubby and 2 catkids - Oliver and Mr. Tabasco. Life has a tendency to rain on my parade but I don't care bc I just grab an umbrella decorated with sparkles and fringe and dance through the drops. If you want some whimsy, some spice and to watch me roll the dice of life, send me an email and I will send you my blog.